best of balthazar

(Source: mishawinsexster)


I didn't kill you with avocados, did I? *concerned* Or maybe the TMI killed you. *sniffles*

dontgobreakingmyhearts:

destroyers-of-life:

dontgobreakingmyhearts:

destroyers-of-life:

dontgobreakingmyhearts:

destroyers-of-life:

Nose bleed , Balthy, nose bleed *cough cough* I mean I was totally not imagining Balthazar blowing Luci … :I

Was that nosebleed worthy? :D aw yiss~♥

I have to tell you… IT’S A REGULAR OCCURANCE

I mean, sometimes I do the choking…sometimes Luci does the choking…we’re pretty versatile~♥ I have to say, I quite enjoy the uh, mouth-skills Luci has~♥ And that tongue, oh Chuck! ;D Good times~

Oh really ?! I want the details Balthy details are important :I

Details are very important! I agree! But I’m not sure how much of that you want to hear about.~♥ Do you need the explicit details? Or just a general explanation? Because there’s a lot of deets we could go over. ~♥

. Hit me with your best shot and tell me all that juicy stuff you hide in your brilliant mind hun I’m prepared for Balcifer

Mmm, Balcifer for life, my Marshmallow. ~♥ Well, let’s begin with the skills that Lucifer has with that mouth of his. Father above! Have you ever experienced a bifurcated tongue in your mouth? It’s like having two more tongues in there, rather than the usual one extra. *wink*

Lu has had his bifurcated tongue for as long as I can remember. He had always taken pride in showing off the different ways he could move it. It was always a sure-fire way to entertain others during his younger years, and definitely got him a lot of attention. *wiggles eyebrows* I didn’t understand why he hadn’t put that tongue to good use, and so I asked him about it one night. The reply I got from him was pretty straightforward. Long story short, I ended up with that wonderful tongue in my mouth. *grins wide*  Well, it was all over me really. *laughs*

Every time Lu bit at my lips, he would sweep that tongue of his over them. The sensation was really quite thrilling! So familiar and yet so strange. And that goes double for the neck and collarbone action! Wow! I’ve always loved the biting and sucking part of necking, but throw in a strong, rough tongue? *shakes head and sighs* Oh, the pleasure you’ll discover! And that’s nothing compared to nipple play! *gasps and squirms* Oh, just remembering it is- mmm! It’s a beautiful memory, that first time! You never truly appreciate a good flick of the tongue on a sensitive nipple until you come across someone with experience and coordination! *sighs* But again, that wasn’t even the best part.

When we moved on to mutual blow-jobs, I must say, I felt inferior. *shakes head, grinning* Though I had plenty of experience by then, there’s no way it lived up to the pleasure he was able to wring out of me every time. *sits up and leans forward, eyebrows raised* I wish I was kidding, but *whispers* Lu can make me come shamefully fast with that tongue of his. *sits back slowly, laughing* The sensations are the same, and yet so different. A strong tongue lapping at the underside of my cock was great enough. Throw in the ability to wrap that tongue up the sides a good ways and I was shaking like gelatin in no time. And as much as I enjoyed those luscious lips of his wrapped around the head of my cock, his tongue always took center stage. Flicking and swirling, it never seemed to stop. There’s this thing he does where he licks at the slit, and his tongue will graze the entirety of my head in one go as he moves the two sides of his tongue independently. *groans* He just KNOWS how to work that tongue in the best way possible, love.

I’ve always been a physical pleasure seeker. An escapist, losing myself in warm bodies and alcohol. And yet I have found the ultimate pleasure with my Morning Star. Nothing can top the pleasure he brings me. I need nothing extra to enjoy our time together. He really knows how to get me going, and I love every second of it. ~♥ I love Luci with every last bit of my essence and grace. ~♥ Which, if we were human, would be a lot like your “heart and soul” I suppose.

you can not do this to me what am I supposed to do with my panties now :D oh God too good too good we should do dome more stuff with Gabriel if we want to beat you :D

I didn't kill you with avocados, did I? *concerned* Or maybe the TMI killed you. *sniffles*

dontgobreakingmyhearts:

destroyers-of-life:

dontgobreakingmyhearts:

destroyers-of-life:

Nose bleed , Balthy, nose bleed *cough cough* I mean I was totally not imagining Balthazar blowing Luci … :I

Was that nosebleed worthy? :D aw yiss~♥

I have to tell you… IT’S A REGULAR OCCURANCE

I mean, sometimes I do the choking…sometimes Luci does the choking…we’re pretty versatile~♥ I have to say, I quite enjoy the uh, mouth-skills Luci has~♥ And that tongue, oh Chuck! ;D Good times~

Oh really ?! I want the details Balthy details are important :I

Details are very important! I agree! But I’m not sure how much of that you want to hear about.~♥ Do you need the explicit details? Or just a general explanation? Because there’s a lot of deets we could go over. ~♥

. Hit me with your best shot and tell me all that juicy stuff you hide in your brilliant mind hun I’m prepared for Balcifer

castiel-knight-of-hell:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

I don’t understand why Death gets lumped in with Supernatural villains. He’s the essence of neutrality. He doesn’t side with heaven or hell. His purpose is to get souls where they belong so they don’t become vengeful spirits. 
The only time he actively killed people was during the apocalypse and that’s because Lucifer had him bound. The other horsemen enjoyed wreaking havoc but Death had to be forced to do it. Isn’t that a clear indication that he’s not evil

Plus, he likes junkfood.
How could somebody liking junkfood be a villain.

Death loving junk food  is my favorite character trait because what do people always say to people who eat nothing but junk food? That stuff will kill you

castiel-knight-of-hell:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

I don’t understand why Death gets lumped in with Supernatural villains. He’s the essence of neutrality. He doesn’t side with heaven or hell. His purpose is to get souls where they belong so they don’t become vengeful spirits. 

The only time he actively killed people was during the apocalypse and that’s because Lucifer had him bound. The other horsemen enjoyed wreaking havoc but Death had to be forced to do it. Isn’t that a clear indication that he’s not evil

Plus, he likes junkfood.

How could somebody liking junkfood be a villain.

Death loving junk food  is my favorite character trait because what do people always say to people who eat nothing but junk food? That stuff will kill you


dontgobreakingmyhearts:

maniccas:

commander-mahariel:

Do you ever think about your OTP having muffled, rough sex against a wall

Because I do

dontgobreakingmyhearts

FUCK YES I DO

ALL DAY LONG

BUT IT AIN’T MUFFLED~<3


I didn't kill you with avocados, did I? *concerned* Or maybe the TMI killed you. *sniffles*

dontgobreakingmyhearts:

destroyers-of-life:

Nose bleed , Balthy, nose bleed *cough cough* I mean I was totally not imagining Balthazar blowing Luci … :I

Was that nosebleed worthy? :D aw yiss~♥

I have to tell you… IT’S A REGULAR OCCURANCE

I mean, sometimes I do the choking…sometimes Luci does the choking…we’re pretty versatile~♥ I have to say, I quite enjoy the uh, mouth-skills Luci has~♥ And that tongue, oh Chuck! ;D Good times~

Oh really ?! I want the details Balthy details are important :I


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yesthebluefox:

hiddleston-daily:

cosmic-nerd-angel:

Here, have Tom Hiddleston whispering creepy things into your ear. 

Second 3D sound experiment. Uploading this again because I deleted it and people were asking about it. Clip from the Red Necklace audiobook. Wear headphones.   

Have some eargasm, fellow Hiddlestoners.

i cant handle this right now, i simply cant.


kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
me: uses computer without headphones

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date.